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June 26, 2007 Columns » Lowdown

Lowdown (June 27, 2007)

by Ray Rizzle

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Hair Weavalicious
Foxy Brown has been in the media spotlight over the past year for numerous run-ins with the law. She (allegedly) beat up this lady and then (reportedly) punched another lady, yada yada yada. This week, Foxy made headlines as she had the tables turned and she (supposedly) got the beatdown she maybe has deserved.

Apparently, her most recent boyfriend ended up being an (allegedly) real life pimp and she wasn’t having none of that! She dumped his ass and he (allegedly) called in his hoes to lay a beat down because you NEVER dump a pimp! She supposedly suffered from a few punches to the face, having her hearing aid pulled out and her hair weave yanked out of her head. I wonder if the girls who (allegedly) did it were nappy headed hoes and were jealous of some new hair?

FREE PARIS!
FINALLY, the heiress is out of the clank! She will be appearing tonight on Larry King Live show to talk about her woes in jail. It’s the only scheduled interview for Paris as of right now and I’m sure will be watched by millions.
AGAIN my only problem with this whole situation is that her few days in prison really aren’t that bad. I’ve been grounded as a kid with fewer privileges than her. Tune in and watch Miss Thang cry her eyes out and try not to laugh ...

On Another Paris Hilton Note ...
I wrote about this a few weeks ago, but this week was the plea arraignment for actor Shemar Moore on his D.U.I. bust. He pleaded no contest and was hit with a $1,400 fine and given 36 months probation.

The same judge that Paris faced, Judge Michael Sauer, sentenced him. Why wasn’t the book thrown at him? Probably ‘cause the judge didn’t want to look like he was racist ...

American Idol Couple?
American Idol winner Jordin Sparks and runner up Blake Lewis have had the rumor mill twirling with reports they are romantically linked. Last week in L.A., they were seen shopping at the ever-popular Grove, walking hand-in-hand. I think they are playing this whole thing up so it keeps their names in the press.

Has anyone heard about AI or any of the finalists since the finale? I haven’t and I’m the biggest AI fan there is ...

OC’s Graduate
Mischa Barton hasn’t been doing much since her hit TV show The O.C. had its plug pulled. Well, she has landed a role in an upcoming movie and I love it already! Seems at one part in the script she gets nekkie and makes out with another woman. I don’t even care if this movie has a story line, I will see it! Holla!

Sharted
Chris Matthews has let his foul mouth get the best of him again this week. The host of Hardball on CNN accidentally let “shit” fly out of his mouth while he was live on the air. I wonder if the FCC will give a “shit” about that one?

Smells Like?
Mariah Carey has released her own signature fragrance. Simply titled “M” by Mariah Carey, it has taken the smells of her nasty cooch and bottled it up for everyone to smell. I bet you Eminem won’t be buying up that scent after he smelled it himself years ago!

Shit You Need To Know

Is Pamela Anderson looking to start her own chain of strip clubs around the world? This is going to be interesting ...
Jenny McCarthy was seen this week with a nice diamond ring on her left hand. Jim Carrey must be man-down!
Tyrese got engaged this week. I wonder if he took off his shirt to do it?
After appearing for an encore with Gwen Stefani at one of her recent solo tour stops, No Doubt has released word that they are going into the studio to record a new album. Gwen just doesn’t stop.
DNA tests have shown that Eddie Murphy is the baby daddy of Scary Spice’s little one. Take that Axel Foley!

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