Realisms (February 22, 2006)
As promised last week, this is the last Realisms column. We’re leaving to build funny new concepts and marinate our writing chops at Ladybombescorts.com.

Realisms (February 15, 2006)
Guess what? This is our second to last column. It’s true. Musty, Tokugawa, the girls at Ladybombescorts.com and I are ending this particular circus.

Realisms (February 8, 2006)
Okay, everybody, the visitors are gone. Whew, that was some high maintenance shit, wasn’t it? Go here, don’t look there, sniff this, don’t park here; touch this, $10,000 a throw?

Realisms (February 1, 2006)
Whew, glad that’s over. Things can finally get back to nor … what?

Realisms (January 25, 2006)
Hello, visitors! How do you like my new suit and haircut? Thank you — you look sharp, too.

Realisms (January 18, 2006)
Are they here yet? What do you mean, who? Why, the almighty international media, of course.

Realisms (January 11, 2006)
The NFL wants you to see the Rolling Stones for free — well, 2,000 of you anyway — at Ford Field ...

Realisms (January 4, 2006)
Wow, 2005 was a motherfucker in Realisms. If we were to pick our favorites, it would take 52 weeks to run them all.

Realisms (December 28, 2005)
“Hey, if they want to go somewhere else on New Year’s Eve, fuck ‘em.” So says Ron Durango, proud owner of Westland’s Soft Rock Café on Middlebelt Road, over there on that side of town.

Realisms (December 21, 2005)
Hope everyone is enjoying the winter wonderland. Musty, Tokugawa, the whores at Lady Bomb Escorts and I want to take this moment to wish you and yours a fine holiday season, and the absolute best for the upcoming year.